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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bancaishi
bancaishi

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did a quick redraw of this old piece from 4 years ago in honor of cecilsweep. i’m glad to see we all remember our night vale roots

edit: now with image description by @princess-of-purple-prose (thank you fellow tumblr citizen) as suggested so anyone who doesn't see the reblog can still get an id by clicking on the original post, for posterity.

[ID: Welcome to Night Vale fanart of Cecil, who's depicted as a thin man with short hair and glasses whose body is composed of outer space, like a double exposure. His skin is colored with splashes of purple and dotted with stars, and he has multiple extra eyes clustered around his main two. He's speaking into a mic while reading off a paper, and the background is a purple gradient which radiates from him in waves and is filled with stylized eyes. End ID]

lilisouless
lilisouless

Zoya: Look at them, they look like they are about to cause trouble at any second.

Nikolai: Don't worry, if we split them they will lose their power. And i know how to do it

...

Nikolai: hey kids

Matthias: kids?

Nikolai: Zoya and i were arguing about something and we would like to have your neutral opinion

Nina: Zoya is right

Nikolai: What do you think is better, ducks or rabbits?

...

Zoya: they have been arguing for hours

Nikolai: See? just let them destroy each other

Nina: rabbits live to eat and fuck over and over! they KNOW the real good life!

...

Matthias: A rabbit is less likely to pull your eyes off than a duck!

Inej: Therefore, ducks are better

Matthias: no!

...

Wylan: A duck looks good on earth, air and water. Have you seen a wet rabbit? or do you think flying rabbits would look good?

Jesper: If ducks were so great, then my mother would have called me "my duck" instead of "my rabbit" , are you questioning my mother´s jugdment?

Wylan: no but-

Jesper: ARE YOU?!

...

Hanne: I am just saying, a duck would obviously win on a fight

Kuwei: But can you hug a duck? is-it-cuddly?

...

Kaz: Lets set this like adults, (pulls a ducky toy) if i take King Nikolai´s rubber ducky...

Nikolai: HEY!-i mean, thats not mine

Kaz: And i compare it with (pulls a bunny plushie) Queen Zoya´s Mr Bunny friend

Zoya: That old thing? I haven't seen that since i was like nine

Kaz: That i found today on her pillow-

Zoya: i am going to kill him

Kaz: You´ll see, Captain Quakers (so original) is harder to destroy, with Lord Fluffytail i could just rip it apart. But also, the duck is squishy; squishy and hard, while the bunny is just squishy. Therefore the duck wins, not to say the value i will charge for it´s ramson is bigger.

lilisouless
lilisouless

Nina : Is not fair, why can’t i be called a “milf” with all the privileges and none of the downsides?

Matthias: you mean the kids?

Nina: exactly! Why do i must have those? Isn’t enough me having the allure of a mature woman who looks good in soccer mom outfits?

Matthias: you are seventeen and you don’t like to wear pants

Nina: it’s about the allure! Please, be serious

——

Nina: problem solved! I am a certified milf

Kaz carrying a baby : Inej told me about Nina’s problem and i decided to help, this one was easy to steal

Matthias: WHAT?!

Kaz: just kidding, this is Wylan’s half sister, i am babysitting

Matthias: don’t scare me like tha-

Kaz pulling out a piece of paper: you guys just adopted me. Your signature is so easy to forge